But comrades...

I swear I closed that account back when Khrushchev was busy toe-tapping.

Although I'm a bit under the weather today, this made me laugh. Yes, another one of those spam e-mails telling me they will render my poor defenseless account inactive (at least I assume that's what it says!) unless I send them all my personal information, including my shoe size and inseam.

So far I've won the Irish Lottery and had accounts all over the world I didn't know about. Lucky me.

Wait, maybe I need to consult with my husband about these. Hmmmm.

Honestly, a Russian account and a notice in Russian. Maybe it is real? Ya think!?

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