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USA Day 2 – Scratching that itch
20 hours ago
18 November 2007
Flyover country
Top Ten list of Reasons why Pope Benedict isn't visiting Minnesota
10. Doesn't want to pay for a non-resident fishing license.
9. Local bloggers will critique his attire.
8. The Minnesota Vikings - he's not a miracle worker.
7. Heard Rocky and Bullwinkle had retired to Florida.
6. Lactose intolerant.
5. Doesn't want to arm wrestle Archbishop Tutu to see who gets to speak at St. Thomas.
4. Target doesn't carry Versace.
3. Too many Scandinavians in one place make him stutter.
2. The Chancery doesn't stock Jägermeister.
1. Hotdish sounds like a near occasion of sin.
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7 comments:
Priceless, Ms. SM!
Classic!!! I thought that he was just being diplomatic. He couldn't decide which of the 10k plus lakes to fish in, so he shunned all of them, including the whole state. Rocky and Bullwinkle were always a favorite of mine. And I TOLD you you could give the Viking's "D" some pointers on technique.
Karen
LOL you're so wacky.
LMAO!
The Pope really wants to come for the State Fair!
Katie
Katie:
Ah, he is a wise man!! The State Fair is the ultimate. Maybe he could say Mass at the Grand Stand! I'd buy him a Pronto Pup or some cheese curds or mini-doughnuts so he could have the MN experience. Maybe even something on a stick!
Swissmiss,
I would encourage him to skip the Giant Slide but to do the Skyride!
K
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